I've decided it would be best if I established my own kingdom. That way I can control what happens and what is allowed.
For a start I want to ban a few things - the word "ramekin" for one. Why on earth can't we just call them small bowls...
Secondly talking about colours - beige. Why?
Same thing with lilac, mauve and any of the invented graduation colours. What's wrong with using words like light and dark to differentiate anyway?